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    <title>1line — One-liners from Anthony Hughes</title>
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    <description>A collection of one-liners and ridiculous thoughts from the peculiar brain of Anthony Hughes.</description>
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      <title>Agenda Dysphoria</title>
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      <pubDate>20 Aug 2026 10:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>I have <em>agenda dysphoria</em>: I don't like any of the things on my to-do list.</p><p><img src="https://1line.bootinhand.com/images/2026-08-20_Agenda-Dysphoria.png" alt="A stick figure looks distressingly at a to do list" title="Agenda Dysphoria? More like, Agenda Euphoria!" /></p>]]></description>
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      <title>Natural Selection</title>
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      <pubDate>17 Aug 2026 13:46:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>I've just come up with a great name for a new line of nutritional supplements: <em>Natural Selection</em></p><p><img src="https://1line.bootinhand.com/images/2026-08-17_Natural-Selection.png" alt="Charles Darwin standing on pill bottles" title="Everywhere we went, Chuck's reputation seemed to precede him." /></p>]]></description>
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      <title>Chez Guevara</title>
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      <pubDate>16 Aug 2026 20:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm going to open a French-Spanish fusion restaurant and call it <em>Chez Guevara</em></p><p><img src="https://1line.bootinhand.com/images/2026-08-16_Chez-Guevara.png" alt="Che Guevara in a chef hat" title="Todos reciben un escargot!" /></p>]]></description>
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